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[Hey everyone, it's a hip youth group pastor in a canary yellow button-down shirt with a matching canary yellow sweater tied around his shoulders! And he's broadcasting from a rather nice looking bedroom.]

Well hey there, Barge! [He flashes a WHOLESOME SMILE.]

You know, I admire what you do, Wardens. Admiral. Really. It's inspiring work, putting people back on the path of righteousness. [He chuckles good naturedly.] Only I think there was a teeny tiny mixup in sendin' me here. You see, it's not a crime to be a God-fearing, law-abiding Vampire-American. After all, I'm still a Christian. [He touches his heart.] I still have Jesus Christ in my heart. Now, sure. [He holds up a placating hand.] I know I've strayed a few times, but who among us can say that they never made a mistake?

And whatever wrong I've done: I have repented; I have prayed, and the Good Lord has forgiven me.

So! [He claps his hands together.] You can send me back now. This has clearly been a little mixup. [Because Steve totally isn't a murderer, cross his dead, unbeating heart.]

[OOC: Yeah, I basically reused the voice test meme post, shhhhh.

/edits this post forever]